JGLB Will Soon Be A Sad Old Man - 26 January 2012 03:38 PM

BourbonSamurai is not Fausto Carmona - 26 January 2012 03:25 PM

I’ll wait here and till my fields and feed my goats, blissfully unaware of any kind of impending doom.

Hi, I’m a swarthy stranger, perhaps you need some chores done and you can pay me in food and lodging.

Well, I usually hire Scotto, but I’m pretty sure he has unnatural designs on my goats, so…you’re hired!

I will mark time by getting falling down drunk in the saloon. Excuse me.

IT IS MORNING ON DAY 1!

Nine villagers convene in the town hall to discuss the recent outbreak of lycanthropy. Their names: Flounder, Daryn, CW, Scotto, Bourbon Samurai, Accent Shallow, bads85, JGLB, and JLAC.

Two of them are werewolves in disguise. BUT WHO?!

One of them is a seer. Each night he will find out the truth about one villager. He has ALREADY found out about one of you. But will he come forward? And will he be believed?

The other six are exactly who they say they are. But can you believe them?

The only way to save yourselves is to fight. You must vote to kill one villager today by 10 PM Eastern. There are nine of you, so it will take five votes to kill someone.

You can vote to kill as many people as you want. You can retract votes. The votes will not be counted until 10 PM Eastern. But as I said at the beginning of the thread, any vagueness in your intentions will cause your vote not to be counted, so do it right.

The floor is open. Who dies today?

Whoa! Your town has werewolves? I am totally not a werewolf, I am 3/4 human and 1/4 Irish (on my mother’s side).

I AM EXTREMELY UPSET ABOUT THESE DEAD GOATS! We never had any werewolf problems until Juglub over there showed up.

BourbonSamurai is not Fausto Carmona - 27 January 2012 09:59 AM

I AM EXTREMELY UPSET ABOUT THESE DEAD GOATS! We never had any werewolf problems until Juglub over there showed up.

Are we sure it’s werewolves, and not some human goat hybrid?

JGLB Will Soon Be A Sad Old Man - 27 January 2012 10:01 AM

BourbonSamurai is not Fausto Carmona - 27 January 2012 09:59 AM

I AM EXTREMELY UPSET ABOUT THESE DEAD GOATS! We never had any werewolf problems until Juglub over there showed up.

Are we sure it’s werewolves, and not some human goat hybrid?

Were-goats? I don’t believe they exist.

Turn to page 394.

Crap, since they blocked Google Documents at work, I don’t have my vote tracker handy.

HCO, Transgressive Herbivore - 27 January 2012 10:04 AM

Turn to page 394.

Alright, but I’m keeping my finger on page 47 just in case.

So let’s assume the seer has checked out that shady character CW, who’s soul should they peer into tonight? JLAC?

Yeah, him or that ne’er do well, Scotto.

You can see everyone in my village are lazy drunkards, as we’ve been standing here yelling about weregoats for awhile and they are still in bed.

BourbonSamurai is not Fausto Carmona - 27 January 2012 10:04 AM

JGLB Will Soon Be A Sad Old Man - 27 January 2012 10:01 AM

BourbonSamurai is not Fausto Carmona - 27 January 2012 09:59 AM

I AM EXTREMELY UPSET ABOUT THESE DEAD GOATS! We never had any werewolf problems until Juglub over there showed up.

Are we sure it’s werewolves, and not some human goat hybrid?

Were-goats? I don’t believe they exist.

Werr-goats?  I don’t like the look of his mug.  For the record I’m 1/4 Polish, 1/4 Swede, 1/4 Irish and 3/8 French-Canadian.  So as hirsute as I am, I am not a wolf!  Plus I cry a lot.  Personally I have my eye on the guy who professes the truth of his identity, talks loudly and hired some furriner over the lovable local sot.

scotto - 27 January 2012 10:37 AM

BourbonSamurai is not Fausto Carmona - 27 January 2012 10:04 AM

JGLB Will Soon Be A Sad Old Man - 27 January 2012 10:01 AM

BourbonSamurai is not Fausto Carmona - 27 January 2012 09:59 AM

I AM EXTREMELY UPSET ABOUT THESE DEAD GOATS! We never had any werewolf problems until Juglub over there showed up.

Are we sure it’s werewolves, and not some human goat hybrid?

Were-goats? I don’t believe they exist.

Werr-goats?  I don’t like the look of his mug.  For the record I’m 1/4 Polish, 1/4 Swede, 1/4 Irish and 3/8 French-Canadian.  So as hirsute as I am, I am not a wolf!  Plus I cry a lot.  Personally I have my eye on the guy who professes the truth of his identity, talks loudly and hired some furriner over the lovable local sot.

Crying from the pent-up guilt you have from savagely murdering!

scotto - 27 January 2012 10:37 AM

BourbonSamurai is not Fausto Carmona - 27 January 2012 10:04 AM

JGLB Will Soon Be A Sad Old Man - 27 January 2012 10:01 AM

BourbonSamurai is not Fausto Carmona - 27 January 2012 09:59 AM

I AM EXTREMELY UPSET ABOUT THESE DEAD GOATS! We never had any werewolf problems until Juglub over there showed up.

Are we sure it’s werewolves, and not some human goat hybrid?

Were-goats? I don’t believe they exist.

Werr-goats?  I don’t like the look of his mug.  For the record I’m 1/4 Polish, 1/4 Swede, 1/4 Irish and 3/8 French-Canadian.  So as hirsute as I am, I am not a wolf!  Plus I cry a lot.  Personally I have my eye on the guy who professes the truth of his identity, talks loudly and hired some furriner over the lovable local sot.

Motive for murdering my goats AND swedeliness!

List of things I am not:

1. A werewolf
2. Not an #######

Less goat sucking, more investigations.

BourbonSamurai is not Fausto Carmona - 27 January 2012 10:49 AM

scotto - 27 January 2012 10:37 AM

BourbonSamurai is not Fausto Carmona - 27 January 2012 10:04 AM

JGLB Will Soon Be A Sad Old Man - 27 January 2012 10:01 AM

BourbonSamurai is not Fausto Carmona - 27 January 2012 09:59 AM

I AM EXTREMELY UPSET ABOUT THESE DEAD GOATS! We never had any werewolf problems until Juglub over there showed up.

Are we sure it’s werewolves, and not some human goat hybrid?

Were-goats? I don’t believe they exist.

Werr-goats?  I don’t like the look of his mug.  For the record I’m 1/4 Polish, 1/4 Swede, 1/4 Irish and 3/8 French-Canadian.  So as hirsute as I am, I am not a wolf!  Plus I cry a lot.  Personally I have my eye on the guy who professes the truth of his identity, talks loudly and hired some furriner over the lovable local sot.

Motive for murdering my goats AND swedeliness!

And you’re the loudest wolf-cryer in the pack - to get attention away from your suspicious fondness for your goats?  Covering your dewclawed tracks?

scotto - 27 January 2012 10:37 AM

BourbonSamurai is not Fausto Carmona - 27 January 2012 10:04 AM

JGLB Will Soon Be A Sad Old Man - 27 January 2012 10:01 AM

BourbonSamurai is not Fausto Carmona - 27 January 2012 09:59 AM

I AM EXTREMELY UPSET ABOUT THESE DEAD GOATS! We never had any werewolf problems until Juglub over there showed up.

Are we sure it’s werewolves, and not some human goat hybrid?

Were-goats? I don’t believe they exist.

Werr-goats?  I don’t like the look of his mug.  For the record I’m 1/4 Polish, 1/4 Swede, 1/4 Irish and 3/8 French-Canadian.  So as hirsute as I am, I am not a wolf!  Plus I cry a lot.  Personally I have my eye on the guy who professes the truth of his identity, talks loudly and hired some furriner over the lovable local sot.

I would expect werewolves to be worse at math than humans.  Just sayin’. 

I, of course, am 100% upstanding citizen who goes to bed early and doesn’t wake up until the sun rises.

We have yet to hear from 5 people, probably because some of them are still washing bits of people out of their clothes and teeth.

JGLB Will Soon Be A Sad Old Man - 27 January 2012 10:08 AM

Crap, since they blocked Google Documents at work, I don’t have my vote tracker handy.

Attention:  This is only a test of the Flounder Crappy-Looking vote counter.  Repeating this is only a test.  If there had been any actual votes cast, this would be a test with some actual information.

  vote vote vote
0 Flounder  
0 Daryn  
0 CW  
0 Scotto  
0 Bourbon  
0 Accent  
0 bads  
0 JGLB  
0 JLAC  

Further updates as events warrant.

Flounder: Avowed enemy of inconvenience - 27 January 2012 12:06 PM

JGLB Will Soon Be A Sad Old Man - 27 January 2012 10:08 AM

Crap, since they blocked Google Documents at work, I don’t have my vote tracker handy.

Attention:  This is only a test of the Flounder Crappy-Looking vote counter.  Repeating this is only a test.  If there had been any actual votes cast, this would be a test with some actual information.

  vote vote vote
0 Flounder  
0 Daryn  
0 CW  
0 Scotto  
0 Bourbon  
0 Accent  
0 bads  
0 JGLB  
0 JLAC  

Further updates as events warrant.

Thank you, town accountant. I was suspicious of Scotto, but some of our neighbors are making me think they’re staying away because they have something to hide.

So come now people, who should the Seer investigate?

I was doing some math, and I don’t think things look good for us, guys. We need five votes to hang. That means we either need five out of seven villagers to cooperate, or three out of seven villagers to cooperate and then two werewolves. Random odds of finding a werewolf are like two out of nine, but I think our actual odds are worse than that.

JGLB Will Soon Be A Sad Old Man - 27 January 2012 12:31 PM

So come now people, who should the Seer investigate?

Presumably you or JLAC, going by experience, if you are correct and I’ve already been “seen.”

CW hits the pinata for the candy - 27 January 2012 12:34 PM

JGLB Will Soon Be A Sad Old Man - 27 January 2012 12:31 PM

So come now people, who should the Seer investigate?

Presumably you or JLAC, going by experience, if you are correct and I’ve already been “seen.”

Well that is assuming the seer is anyone who’s ever played with you. So my preferences for the seer are as follows.

1. CW
2. JLAC
3. Everyone else who hasn’t posted yet.
4. The rest of the people who have posted.
5. Myself