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Saturday, March 28, 2020

Get Your Opening Day Results Here

And now, the baseball reports from Zargon-5:

In a stunning turn of events, the Major League Baseball season opened on schedule after all on Thursday. As you would expect, The Hardball Times was on top of the action at every game. Here are the summaries:

HOUSTON — Home fans cheered the Astros and booed each time one of their players was hit by an Angels pitcher in a 3-1 Los Angeles victory. All the Angels’ runs came on home runs off the bat of Mike Trout, rewarding those who took him as the No. 1 pick in their fantasy drafts.

In the home opener for the team that has been excoriated and penalized for stealing signs with electronic help, the Astros looked helpless at the plate and stumbled over empty Gatorade bottles and other debris between at-bats. The umpires removed trash cans from the dugout before the game.

The Astros scored their only run when the last of four consecutive plunkings forced it in.

 

QLE Posted: March 28, 2020 at 12:55 AM | 0 comment(s)
  Beats: fiction, opening day

 

 

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