TFA is better with accompaniment.

Ann-Margret is so sexy. So sexy it hurts. But as a singer, not so hot.

Anyway, this headline sucks.

Should have been, "If I Leave Here Tomorrow, Would You Still Remember Me?" This Bird You'll Never Change

I have a friend in a fairly famous rock band. She says that when they first take the stage, they scan the audience for a middle aged (or older) dude wearing a Lynyrd Skynyrd t-shirt. If they see multiple people that fit that description, they pick the most overweight one. And then they play straight for that guy, they focus on him, make eye contact with him, point at him and give him the devil horn dealies. Because the sooner in your concert an overweight dude takes off his Lynyrd Skynyrd shirt and starts whirling it around, over his head, like a lasso, the better the show will go. There is 100% correlation here, there's something about topless fat guys so lost in the moment that they whip off their beloved Skynyrd shirts that drives the other audience members wild. Maybe it's the pheromones from THC and fried chicken sweat? I don't know the exact science behind it, but in all seriousness, that's what they do.

Won't you fly high, Greg Bird?

Fun fact: Conway Twitty, known today as a country singer, was such a rock icon at the time the original play was written (1958) that the lead character, Conrad Birdie, was named after him.