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A couple of lemons, a little sugar, a teaspoon of grain alcohol, a few state-appointed nuts, shake and pour.
The 47-year-old academic says he wasn’t even aware alcoholic lemonade existed when he and Leo stopped at a concession stand on the way to their seats in Section 114.
“I’d never drunk it, never purchased it, never heard of it,” Ratte of Ann Arbor told me sheepishly last week. “And it’s certainly not what I expected when I ordered a lemonade for my 7-year-old.”
But it wasn’t until the top of the ninth inning that a Comerica Park security guard noticed the bottle in young Leo’s hand. ...
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Posted: May 01, 2008 at 08:33 AM | 306 comment(s)
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Still, I think the law is well intentioned and has the best inrerests of society behind it. And just because this is probably the .0001 percent of cases where it failed, I don't think throwing the whole process out is the right answer.
Agreed. Cases in which enforcement of a law a)defies common sense, and b)creates great hardship, should not be enforced. This is one of those cases.
I call BS, there is no way an academic person doesn't know about every single of kind of alcohol on this planet.
Also, 5 posts to a "children taken away". Cna't believe it took that long
It didn't. It took 2.
Oh, and the state should have their children and family services department taken away.
He's an idiot because he doesn't know about every product marketed to the wish-I-was-drunk-right-now crowd. Got it.
The sign beside the vendor said "MIKE'S LEMONADE". He can be forgiven if he was not in fact sold lemonade.
Bad label by JC, I skipped over it twice.
Not all academics are Christopher Hitchens.
It's "MIKE'S HARD LEMONADE" which is different, and I know ballpark prices are high but the price should have made him do a double take.
Does this tell us that Mike's is some weak (stuff), or that Leo is one badass 7-year-old?
No kidding, that's why the sign is bad. But again, even if the word "HARD" was there, a harried papa might just see "LEMONADE". That product is marketed extremely deceptively.
and I know ballpark prices are high but the price should have made him do a double take.
No sale; why should he assume that high price means alcohol? Maybe he doesn't buy alcohol. And when I go to a ballpark, I am not in a bargain-seeking mindset. I don't blink much at the price of anything that my kids need. $7 for a bottle of lemonade, oof, sure, but I hope it's really good lemonade 'cause you're gonna drink it all before you get something else.
I used to drink it pretty often, and I gotta admit that it's not quite akin to drinking Sterno. That said... that's one hell of a kid!
Fair point. However, and I don't know where they're sold at Comerica, I usually see Mike's Hard Lemonade sold at beer stands, where they have the bottles of what they sell on display. Can one reasonably expect beer and lemonade to be sold at the same stand? I think that it's really this simple: this guy hasn't been to a ball game in years and he had no idea what he was doing. Doesn't excuse him from being an idiot though.
If you can show that not knowing is reasonable, you would hope that good judgement on the part of the accuser would take over. And good judgement was not exercised here, probably because nowadays you can be sued for using good judgement instead of following the rules.
He was apparently ignorant of a few things in this case. But he's not an idiot because he didn't know them, or because he was not worldly enough to satisfy the judgement of the unwashed.
Edit: and by "the unwashed," I'm referring to the comments on the article. Read them and weep for the requirements to vote in elections.
It certainly is if there is no sign posted.
Some days some posts really scare me, this is one of them...
Sure, why not? You can get beer and soda at the same stand at PNC.
Knowingly giving your child alcohol is a crime, even if you didn't know there was a law against it. That is the proper analogy. Not knowingly giving your child alcohol is not a crime.
Doesn't excuse him from being an idiot though.
I'm still trying to figure out how being unaware of Mike's Hard Lemonade makes someone an idiot. There are many idiots involved in this case. The father isn't one of them.
Not every park is like that though.
I'm still trying to figure out how being unaware of Mike's Hard Lemonade makes someone an idiot.
If he bought it from a beer stand, he's an idiot. At the very least, really oblivious.
"dad, I'm underage!"
"oh, okay, here's a bendy straw"
But there is a sign posted... in this case the kid was holding the sign... called the bottle... which has a label which says it is plastic... and if comercia is anything like Boston, or New York, or Arizona, or Tampa or Stl or Seattle or Balitimore or Cleveland or any of the 14 american parks I have been in the guy was carded.
If by chance the guy wasn't carded the security personal can't assume that:
1) The vendor didn't do his dilligence which consists of asking everyone for I.D. regardless of age.
2) The Parent wasn't aware the Mike Hard Lemonaid had booze in it.
3) The sign didn't say hard, so he thought it was a regular lemonaid or the parent wouldnt know what the term means.
4) The parent gave his child a drink without reading the lable which says in plain letters contains alchol.
The security guard should be given a raise for not believing that tom-foolery.
The more I think about I believe his parent rights should be questioneds. I assume they were and he was deemed fit, which is good enough for me. But in no way should that be assumed.
Oddly, I get carded at grocery stores occasionally but never at ballgames.
If anything, it points to more refined tastes.
Seriously--this story's absurd. The father may be the stereotypical absentminded and/or out-of-touch-with-popular-culture academic (which is a pretty real thing in many cases; I speak as the son of a prof [hell, my dad watches a lot of TV, and he's still pretty not exactly up on this kind of stuff), but I wouldn't say that makes him a bad parent. If there were anything at all in this story to suggest the guy would've gotten his kid a beer, or a glass of whiskey, or something, I'd feel differently--but there's nothing to suggest that.
Maybe I'm just jealous of Leo. I grew up with an absentminded prof of a dad, and I never even got an ill-gotten hard lemonade out of the deal!
Oh good god, I PRAY that you are not in a position of authority over anyone, ever.
Seriously--what if the shoe's on the other foot? In other words--the security guard never sees Leo holding the bottle (so there aren't any legal consequences for dad), but Leo gets mysteriously ill during or after the game from consuming the lemonade. Based on Leo's illness, does dad have a case against the team/ballpark for not exercising proper care in labeling the drink? I think a reasonable argument can be made that he does.
Or does he put his parental rights at risk by even raising the issue...
Unlike you, he doesn't appear to be an overweight 14 year old.
It also has beer that's cheaper than lemonade. Like I thought, it only sells alcoholic beverages. (And peanuts.)
That's what I'm talking about re. the *ballpark*'s failure to properly advertise the drink--the drink itself, obviously, is labeled (even if somewhat deceptively) by the manufacturer.
Are the Tigers still owned by Mike Ilitch? If so, I can see someone who doesn't know the world of crappy alcoholic beverages reading that sign as describing a "Comerica creation" or something (as in "Mike [Ilitch's] Lemonade"). And even if not, "Mike's Lemonade" certainly doesn't accurately describe the drink in and of itself.
I've been to 4 ballgames this year, all in New York, and I was carded once out of the 12 or so times I bought beer. I'm 23 and I am carded often enough at bars and delis and anywhere else I buy booze, especially when I'm clean shaven.
Opportunity is knocking, Retro. You're never going to make your millions with all that do-gooder #### you're doing now. 30% of that pizza man's fortune would make one heck of a nestegg.
You're right. Those must have been alchoholic peanuts, given that only alcohol is sold at beer stands. Funny, I've never had alcoholic peanuts before.
2 reasons:
1) Smoking has fallen out of fashion while drinking has not. Lawyers & lawmakers quit smoking, but they still tipple.
2) The alcohol industry hasn't stonewalled like the tobacco industry did. Boozemakers got on board early with the "enjoy responsibly" thing & didn't testify under oath that their product isn't addictive.
The sign lists four items: canned beer, mike's lemonade, mike's cranberry, and peanuts. To the outsider, one quarter of it's products are alcoholic.
Its not like the sign said beer, beer, vodka, whiskey, beer, beer, beer beer, daiquiris, beer, beer, beer and mike's lemonade.
You haven't been to some of the bars I have.
The sign lists four items
And two of them are more expensive than beer. If you saw a sign that had beer cheaper than Steve's Orange Juice, what you think about the orange juice?
I'll second, third, and fourth that.
But what if the sign said George's Chicken?
You'd almost have to have an extra inning game to cover all of that.
If I'm not at the ballpark, I question it. At the ballpark, anything goes when it comes to pricing. I'm not surprised by anything. You clearly have not been to Fenway Park.
That it was some ####### fantastic orange juice?
That would be one disgusting drink.
You clearly have not been to Fenway Park.
Hate to break it to you, but I have.
So are you suggesting that one can assume that any item at any ballpark that is more expensive than beer is alcoholic?
No, I'm saying that when you see freaking lemonade that costs more than beer at a ballpark, that's a warning sign.
I'd think it was organic, or from Whole Foods, or had a lot more volume than A CAN of beer.
It would if you know that alcoholic lemonade exists. If you don't, like this guy didn't, how would it be a warning sign? If I saw orange juice sold for more than the beer, I'd just assume it was fresh squeezed, not that it was alcoholic. Especially given they didn't advertise it as alcoholic.
Which happens to be the ball park.
2) Mike's is targeted at the college/young adult market.
3) Ratte was 38 when the company was founded - already outside their age demographic.
4) If this happened to me and Atlanta PD tried to take away my daughter, they would have to incapacitate me first.
Then a soda should be like 10 bucks.
or from Whole Foods
This I can agree with.
I said questioned. Which it was. I didn't say he should lose his children. I didn't say anything of the sort. It seems to me, that the possiablity exhists that he was very careless in regard to the precieved well being of his child.
Have you read the comments from people who don't get carded at the park? I'm 27, wasn't carded in Oakland two weeks ago.
But I know, every other person at every other location in the world has had the exact same experience as you have in a similar situation.
Same goes for Dr. Love, a true idiot.
Would you just assume it was, or would you ask?
Sure, if the ingredients to make soda cost as much as those for fresh squeezed orange juice, or lemonade. Next time you're at the store, feel free to price out half gallon of orange juice, and a 2 liter bottle of soda.
Oh my goodness, I think I actually agree. I don't have any problem with him being questioned by security personnel at the ballpark. Its the taking away of the child that's absolutely horrifying.
Aw, how sweet.
You would ask a vendor in a baseball stadium why the price of something they were selling was so high?
Sheesh!
Since YOU have been carded every time at ballparks, everyone must therefore be carded every time, right? How happy you must be in your smug self assurance that your experiences are exactly the same as everyone elses. Hey, here's a thought. Maybe the guy was carded but he ordered himself a beer and his son a lemonade. Ever think of that? Oh right, the article didn't mention if he ordered a beer, and thus we must assume he didn't.
The petty assumptions and subsequent leaps of illogic are astounding.
Dunno. We mostly just have the one team in town, since the Player's League folded.
I was at the Trop last weekend and I witnessed dozens of beer sales near me by vendors walking the stands, and not once was anyone carded.
Well, then you'd know that there is plenty of soda available at Fenway for just 50 cents less than beer. I'm not saying it exists at Fenway, but a fresh squeezed lemonade in a bucket for more than $6? That seems totally possible to me. I've paid $5 for fresh squeezed lemonade at a street fair. It's criminal, but it's the going rate, and sometimes you just want lemonade.
http://flickr.com/photos/carlb/33559108/sizes/l/
Or this soda more expensive than beer in Anaheim:
http://flickr.com/photos/stincil/177515022/
Or Seahawks Stadium in Seattle:
http://flickr.com/photos/dkcomet/443228711/sizes/o/
It's not unreasonable to not be put off by the prices.
And my god, it's a baseball game. No matter how neglectful you are as a parent, you're not going to get your kid intentionally loaded at a Tigers game. It just doesn't make sense. It's a clear mistake, and one that he should probably have been slightly publicly embarassed over by a talking to from stadium security, just so he wakes up a bit when buying stuff for his kid. It's simply not a DSS issue. His kids shouldn't be taken away.
1) He was supposedly carded. For him not to be you need to assume someone else didn't do their job.
2) That he has his head in the sand and didn't know that Mikes was booze.
3) That he didn't look at the label that clearly states Mikes is booze.
4) That he didn't recognize that the price was considerbaly higher than a comperable beverage.
Assuming all of that gives the someone caught red handed way too much benifit of the doubt without escalation to the proper authories.
Anyone who takes the above at face value without being reasonably concerned about the legitimacy of the claims is pretty damn naive in my estimation.
It looks to me like the right thing happened all the way around. The guy didn't lose custody, but it was investigated thoroughly. My concern isn't for the man, its for the boy.
I only went to the beer stands and kettle corn stand.
And my god, it's a baseball game. No matter how neglectful you are as a parent, you're not going to get your kid intentionally loaded at a Tigers game. It just doesn't make sense. It's a clear mistake, and one that he should probably have been slightly publicly embarassed over by a talking to from stadium security, just so he wakes up a bit when buying stuff for his kid. It's simply not a DSS issue. His kids shouldn't be taken away.
Agreed.
Now if you tell me:
1) The guard checked and the man wasnt carded. (the vender wouldn't admit it)
3) The drink was served in a solo cup or something without a label. (it wasn't because the kid was seen drinking it from an identifiable container.)
4) The prices were vastly similar
Then I would agree that it went too far.
Or am I the only cynic here on this matter?
Nicely played!
And two of them are more expensive than beer. If you saw a sign that had beer cheaper than Steve's Orange Juice, what you think about the orange juice?
Agree with others that at the ballpark, anything goes, so why not? Especially if the beer is some junk like Miller Lite.
I grew up with an absentminded prof of a dad, and I never even got an ill-gotten hard lemonade out of the deal!
This is the area where I have had to play a bit of the hypochrite with my boys. My dad would give us a sip of beer since I can remember. I have always loved the taste of beer and whenever he would open one, I would beg for a sip. At least one of my sisters did, too.
We have a picture of me at a picnic at my Uncle Adam and Aunt Rosemary's house holding my first full beer. I was 7. I was so happy that my Dad let me have one. I'm sure I carried that baby around all day, proud as could be. That was Cincinnati in the late 50s, things sure were different.
By the time I was a teen, I wasn't on much of speaking terms with my Dad so asking for a beer was not worth a conversation with him. (It was a pretty brutal time -- I would go out of my way to avoid him so I wouldn't have to talk to him.) By the time I was 19/20, things had mellowed quite a bit and I could ask for a beer occasionally.
Nowadays, there is much more awareness of the costs of teenage drinking and drunk driving. But this being America, we have to go all Puritan. Actually the rules around drinking and driving are pretty reasonable and much of Europe is far more draconian. But teenage drinking, whew. God forbid I give a 17 yo friend of my son a beer.
So in this atmosphere, we have mostly enforced no drinking under our control until 21. If they are away at college, we have told them that they have to make good judgements, we know that they will drink but no driving -- all we can do is tell them caught DUI = no car, same as if they are under our roof.
My oldest, who is now 21 so our only control point is the car, comes home next week for the first time since he turned 21. When we suggested that he join us to see his uncle's band play at a bar, he was psyched. He even asked me if I was going to be the Designated Driver. Punk. :)
And last break, we found a funny pipe in our 19yo's pocket. Well, we could only reiterate the driving warning, be smart, yada yada. And yeah, in the interest of non-hypocrisy, we confessed to knowing what the pipe was for and that yeah, we had partaken in our day. And yes, we inhaled.
He temporarily lost custody.
And I'm concerned for the boy too -- because of trauma inflicted on him by this Kafka-esque horror.
You expect a security guard to think every person that bought alcohol was carded? We all know they aren't, so why should the guard?
Or, you know, it could just as easily have gone like this:
1) Guy orders a beer for himself and a Mikes Lemonade for his son
2) Guy is carded.
3) Guy hands the lemonade to his son without inspecting the label.
You watched Law & Order last night too?
Or that the Clemens - McCready mess was uncovered the day before the Mind-stress was heading back into the studio?
Okay, mine is plausible, yours if non-zero is taken to about the 7th decimal point. :)
Or am I the only cynic here on this matter?
As the parent of a seven year old son, I'd say almost definitely. You are the only cynic here on this matter. I'm guessing you've never been a parent.
I am a parent. I didn't say the guy would be anything less than a bad guy to do it...sheesh!
No, I expect everyone to act rationally. I have little reason to believe that everyone here didn't. The father really needs to be more consious of events around him. I'm a big believer in personal responsiability.
Again, you're hung up on prices. Since when do prices at a ballpark have to be logical? Last week I spent $6 for a large tub of popcorn, but only $8 for a large basket of chicken breast strips and fries, a meal that would have cost the same or more at TGI Fridays. Should I have assumed the popcorn was laced with some controlled substance?
The kid got placed in foster care because his dad made a mistake. Not everyone acted rationally.
Fixed.
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