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Thursday, March 29, 2007

Garciaparra, Hamm Are Parents of Twins

Again the Twins are the subject of contraction talks.

villageidiom Posted: March 29, 2007 at 07:11 AM | 34 comment(s) Login to Bookmark
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   1. Craig in MN Posted: March 29, 2007 at 11:57 AM (#2320124)
Again the Twins are the subject of contraction talks.

Nice.
   2. Gonfalon Bubble Posted: March 29, 2007 at 12:09 PM (#2320125)
Congratulations to Mia Hamm on her new giiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllllllllllllllllls!
   3. Famous Original Joe C Posted: March 29, 2007 at 12:23 PM (#2320127)
"Thanks, Beautiful."
   4. Rusty Priske Posted: March 29, 2007 at 12:43 PM (#2320132)
That is the best comment accompanying an article I have eer seen on this site.
   5. bunyon Posted: March 29, 2007 at 01:29 PM (#2320148)
I agree with Rusty. I was expecting, "Let's have two!" but I agree that the comment above is far better.
   6. tfbg9 Posted: March 29, 2007 at 03:43 PM (#2320227)
The daughters will be twin terrors should they take up sports. Has there ever been a better genectic Dad-Mom pairing for athletics? HOF skill level MLB player/World's greatest female soccer player? Ray Knight/Nancy Lopez comes to mind as another, not as good example.
   7. Edmundo got dem ol' Kozma blues again mama Posted: March 29, 2007 at 03:55 PM (#2320240)
Again the Twins are the subject of contraction talks.
I'd like to nominate this quip for a "Repozy" award.
   8. Schilling's Sprained Ankiel Posted: March 29, 2007 at 04:18 PM (#2320255)
Steffi Graff and Andre Agassi's kids have pretty great genes.
   9. DCW3 Posted: March 29, 2007 at 04:22 PM (#2320257)
I'm expecting them to name the kids Aim and Ynohtna.
   10. Craig in MN Posted: March 29, 2007 at 04:24 PM (#2320258)
For some reason, this thread brings to mind the last BBTF thread about two girls that could thank Nomar for being alive.
   11. chemdoc Posted: March 29, 2007 at 04:25 PM (#2320259)
The daughters will be twin terrors should they take up sports.

"Wonder Twin powers, activate!"

"Form of...an ice ring!"

"Shape of...an elephant!"

(elephant takes ring in trunk, extends ring to woman flailing in Boston Harbor, who grasps ring and is pulled from the water)
   12. Catfish326 Posted: March 29, 2007 at 04:42 PM (#2320270)
If I was Nomar, Mia would be the mother of about 59 kids.
   13. Suff Posted: March 29, 2007 at 04:44 PM (#2320274)
Yao Ming is a product of a government-arranged marriage specifically designed to produce China's greatest basketball player.
   14. chemdoc Posted: March 29, 2007 at 04:50 PM (#2320279)
For some reason, this thread brings to mind the last BBTF thread about two girls that could thank Nomar for being alive.

Mia's probably glad he didn't save four girls.
   15. Pat Rapper's Delight (as quoted on MLB Network) Posted: March 29, 2007 at 04:55 PM (#2320285)
Yao Ming is a product of a government-arranged marriage specifically designed to produce China's greatest basketball player.

Wilt Chamberlain was only 44 when Yao Ming was born. Did he accompany any NBA "goodwill" tours of Japan in 1979-1980?
   16. Up2Drew Posted: March 29, 2007 at 05:36 PM (#2320302)
Don Drysdale and Ann Meyers.
   17. Foghorn Leghorn Posted: March 29, 2007 at 06:12 PM (#2320318)
Wayne Gretzky and Janet Jones.

Bret Hedican and Kristi Yamaguchi.
   18. Edmundo got dem ol' Kozma blues again mama Posted: March 29, 2007 at 06:20 PM (#2320323)
If they had had any kids, Bart Connor and Nadia Comenici.
   19. Cris E Posted: March 29, 2007 at 06:51 PM (#2320343)
Mia Hamm and me.

OK, I bring very little to the discussion but height and enthusiasm, and we're actually not married. But if we were, well, geez, that'd be awesome.
   20. vortex of dissipation Posted: March 29, 2007 at 07:01 PM (#2320353)
She was a near-unanimous selection to the National Soccer Hall of Fame last month.


Near-unanimous? What the hell would you have do to be unanimous?
   21. chemdoc Posted: March 29, 2007 at 07:14 PM (#2320364)
Near-unanimous? What the hell would you have do to be unanimous?

Celebrating a goal Brandi Chastain-style probably would have won over then last few voters.
   22. cercopithecus aethiops Posted: March 30, 2007 at 12:08 AM (#2320563)
Near-unanimous? What the hell would you have do to be unanimous?

Quintuplets?
   23. phredbird Posted: March 30, 2007 at 12:25 AM (#2320569)
For some reason, this thread brings to mind the last BBTF thread about two girls that could thank Nomar for being alive.


how did that puppy get over 600 posts?
   24. 185/456(GGC) Posted: March 30, 2007 at 12:32 AM (#2320574)
I second the "repozy" nomination.

how did that puppy get over 600 posts?


Brattain in the membrane.
   25. AndrewJ Posted: March 30, 2007 at 12:33 AM (#2320575)
Wayne Gretzky and Janet Jones.

Bret Hedican and Kristi Yamaguchi.


Ralph Kiner and first wife Nancy Chafee.

And if being a foxy lady qualifies as a sport, then Tom Brady and Bridget Moynahan definitely qualify.
   26. rLr Is King Of The Romans And Above Grammar Posted: March 30, 2007 at 12:40 AM (#2320580)
Near-unanimous? What the hell would you have do to be unanimous?

Quintuplets?

So she should have married Melvin Mora?
   27. Spahn Insane Posted: March 30, 2007 at 06:23 AM (#2320730)
Again the Twins are the subject of contraction talks.

Sorry to pile on, but that's just brilliant.

Perhaps Repoz finally has a worthy competitor.
   28. Francoeur Sans Gages (AlouGoodbye) Posted: March 30, 2007 at 07:22 AM (#2320736)
Emil Zatopek (perhaps the greatest long-distance runner of all time, 4 Olympic golds, 18 world records) and Dana Zatopkova (Olympic gold medal winner and world record holder in the javelin).
   29. villageidiom Posted: March 30, 2007 at 11:49 AM (#2320743)
Perhaps Repoz finally has a worthy competitor.


I have one pinch-hit home run, and people are making comparisons to Pujols. Sheesh.
   30. 185/456(GGC) Posted: March 30, 2007 at 12:01 PM (#2320745)
Fine, vi. You're the Midre Cummings of Primer.
   31. Repoz Posted: March 30, 2007 at 12:13 PM (#2320751)
and people are making comparisons to Pujols.

And we're the same age!
   32. The Bones McCoy of THT Posted: March 30, 2007 at 12:53 PM (#2320762)
Brattain in the membrane.


Heh, I still chuckle when I think of Moe Jorgan's: "Billy Beane should not have thrown those women into the water."

It was perfect: timing, everything.

Best Regards

John
   33. Zonk Emerges from his Bunker and Sees his Shadow Posted: March 30, 2007 at 01:36 PM (#2320779)
Everyone sitting by me at work seems puzzled why I'm laughing so hard.

Oh well, I suppose it beats the looks I got when I was screaming at my computer.

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