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I estimate only 10-12 Primates care about beer…
Oh, hell, who am I kidding. Over/under for posts on this one is 300.
Most of the beers on this list are pale ales of some sort; along with pilsners and summer ales, you’ll find that these are the best kinds of beers to drink while sunning yourself during a late July baseball game. You’d be best to avoid full-bodied oatmeal stouts or brown bitter dunkelweizens that would only weigh you down and make you feel like John Kruk at a buffet table. And remember, these beers are meant to be enjoyed in moderation. They taste so darn good that you’ll want to savor the flavor, not chug them like you’re a sorority girl with a Solo cup and a half keg of Milwaukee’s Best.
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Still upset Kauffman pulled Fat Tire draft a few years back.
Would love to see Bell's make an appearance in Detroit or Chicago sometime. Oberon is the nectar of the gods.
One comment on beer at ballparks: SF Giants ballpark (is it still SBC?) charges $9 for a big cup of PBR. I told the guy that there isn't a place on earth charging more for Pabst.
Is there a hipster problem in SF?
But TFA mostly makes me realize how dull the beer at the Ballpark in Arlington can be. I usually have either a Rahr's Texas Red or a Ziegenbock. Neither is anything to write home about and both are served too cold, though 90 seconds out of the keg in Texas in August can correct that, I admit. You can get Guinness or Smithwick's in an "Irish pub" in one of the upper decks, but Arlington is a long way from Ireland and something gets lost in the translation. You can also get Shiner of various kinds in bottles, but I can get that anywhere around here. Everything else is a tasteless Light or Lite or something.
Pile on the hops is not really a very subtle strategy.
WTF?????
Boulevard Pale Ale in KC should be on this list.
And here is where the Nordic audience thinks "$9, not super cheap but sounds like pretty good value for a large beer"...
Once upon a time, you could't get Coors' products at Coors' Field because A. Busch had the excelusive beer rights there. I doubt if that is still the same.
I never get why we have to make a choice between subtlety (prized as a mark of sophistication) and the polemic (using the term broadly here to mean really hoppy, loud, brash beer). Both have their virtues, and both can be differently sophisticated. If anything, evaluation is less sophisticated than either.
We went to a local craft beer festival over the weekend. The Stone booth had a bottle of Double Bastard. It looked like cough syrup. I love most of their beers, but that stuff was way over the top.
My take is that "piling on the hops" isn't really what's happening. If it were, all IPA's would taste the same.
They do, to me.
I guess I don't see how people taste any subtleties in an IPA, because all I taste is over the top hops.
I think I suspected as much by the time I got to my seat at the park. I still marvel at how expensive it is in certain locales.
My other PBR moment regarding ballparks was being accosted by three dolled up young ladies with their guerilla marketing strategy to market the beer at a bar outside PNC park. Here these ladies approached us four Milwaukee natives with "Do you guys remember Pabst Blue Ribbon?"
I later recalled my first days as a vendor at County Stadium in the early 90s and seeing how they were still vending the 'fast fills' of Pabst (tap beer, already poured sold by a walking beer vendor) for $2.75, and thinking why would anybody spend that much for a beer that's been sloshed around for about 1 inning. (The same could be said for people who buy any fountain soda from a walking vendor, you are a fool)
When I was there in the late 90's (98?) it was like that. Only Bud products were being served in the stands and at the primary concessions. (I was expecting a golden can when I walked through the entrance and was very disappointed.) They did have a couple of concession stands that had a very wide selection of bottled beers however (IDK if they had Coors there or not.)
btw, happy mardi gras all. its just another day here in L.A. but all my old new orleans pals are on the street catching beads and whatnot. good for them. i'll be having a drink with my cajun pal jimmy at the little next door on 3rd st. later tonite in honor of carnival.
Bud is probably my favorite cheap/crap beer.
I do like Stone Arrogant Bastard. Also, I would rather pay $9 for a PBR than have Old Style for free. Wrigley Field has Old Style Light. What the hell is the reason that Old Style Light exists? Are you kidding me?
Edit: Oh, and I have to add my plug for Anchor Steam. San Francisco's finest.
Edit 2: fixed too many uses of "also"
Bud really isn't so bad. Bud Light is atrocious. Miller Lite is probably worse. If you want a reason to hate America, there are two good reasons.
Speaking of subtlety, I was in NOLA last year, and had an Abita Strawberry Ale. Very nice addition of strawberry without being overpowering. I'm not usually for fruit beers, but that was quite nice.
On the subject of beer, if not ballparks, does anyone know if Leffe Brune is available anywhere in the US? I see their blonde all over the place, but would love to be able to get the brown.
You'll all be happy to know that beer still sucks, and all of you still have no taste whatsoever.
Here these ladies approached us four Milwaukee natives with "Do you guys remember Pabst Blue Ribbon?"
And no one broke into their best frightening Frank Booth impression?
I certainly can get it at bars in Chicago, but I'm not sure I ever have purchased it at a store.
When did beer critics start using the same pretentious terminology that oenologists use to describe wine?
Disconcur! Any time is a good time for a stout.
Incidentally, it's kind of an acquired taste as a drinking beer, but it makes a really good cooking beer, particularly with shellfish. If you're going to do a beer-based shrimp marinade, for example, it's money. That sort of metallic aftertaste you get just complements the other flavors really well.
Seven or eight Falstaffs or PBRs will prep you for a colonoscopy.
It's been a few years since I've been to Kaufmann, but the comment above about Boulevard Pale Ale gets a second here. All of the Boulevard product line are well done, and if available at the park, they should indeed be on the stem list.
I'm somewhat surprised that Yuengling or even Iron City aren't on the Three Rivers' list...or if so, that at least one didn't make the cut.
I'd reverse the order of those two, but, yes, Bud Light and Miller Lite are crimes worthy of a Hague tribunal.
A non-exhaustive list of beers I love:
- Newcastle Brown
- Harp on tap
- Anchor Steam
- Pretty much anything by Half Acre
- Shiner Bock
- Duvel
- Pretty much anything by Three Floyds
- Fat Tire
IPAs seem to be all anyone brews in Seattle. That, or wheat beers. Basically, my two least favorite beers.
How dare you. Those are probably my two favorite styles. Or, well, two of them.
I guess it depends on what you mean by "wheat beers." I love Bavarian wheat beers. And actually, as weird as it sounds, Trader Joe's has the best American Bavarian-style weiss and dunkelweiss beers that I've ever had.
There's a bar in the East Village that also serves lagers from a small brewery in Traunstein, Germany, and I have to say, I can't look at beers from Paulaner or Hofbrauhaus the same again. Best ####### beer ever.
Three Floyds is excellent stuff. I would add Bells and Magic Hat to the list as well.
Seconded, mostly. I'm not a big fan of weiss beer in general, so I haven't tried Trader Joe's version, but their dunkelweiss is surprisingly good. At a slightly higher price point, everything I've tried from Quebec's Unibroue has been good, especially the Maudite and the Fin du Monde. Their two more offbeat styles, the Ephemere and the Quelque Chose, are also topnotch if you're in the mood for something unusual. The first one is a great light summer drink, and the latter is almost like a dessert wine. It's shockingly flat, but by design.
I'll also give a shout out to two brewers from near my wife's home town--Maredsous and St. Feuillien. Talking about those is making me homesick for Belgium, and I've never even lived there.
I concur with Drew and Biff, anytime, anywhere is a good time for a stout or porter. Good, hearty stuff and it's a meal in itself...well once you've had a few pints.
Gently sipping an Ale.... WTF is that? You might as well be drinking a chardonnay and wearing one of those jackets with the patches on the elbows.
There's an organized bike ride out to the 3 Floyds brewery in Munster that's worth your time if you're not averse to 30+ miles of cold, drunk bicycling on the way home. Otherwise, it's worth a drive out.
Also, every spring or so, Durty Nellie's by the Metra stop in Palatine has a huge beer party with 100 or so beers (Abita, Stone, New Glarus, Ommegang, Two Brothers, DogFish Head, Left Hand, Dark Horse) on tap for a flat price. $25 or $30, I think. All the variety of the Map Room, but cheaper and with fewer hipsters. Last year, I tried so many beers, I don't remember any of them.
They've been doing it for quite some time. See Beer Advocate which is in every sense the equal of Wine Spectator.
I don't get the disrespect for Wheat Beer. I had Weihenstephaner Hefeweissbier last night. Awesome.
In my opinion its one of the harder beers to make excellently outside the Belgians, and can change the most after brewing. Dogfish, Stone, Lagunitas are all very good examples, but the best is still the original, the beer that started the West Coast hop craze, Blind Pig and Pliny the Elder... very bitter, but also very aromatic and perfectly balanced (if you like that type of beer). Even when I did not like IPAs I noticed that Pliny was an extraordinary mix of tastes that I had not encountered before, and led me to trying more IPAs that were less bitter.
Then you get into Fresh Hop beers. These are made with fresh non dried hops, and the beer has a shelf life of less than 1 month. A couple of specialized bars will carry them on tap after harvest time. Completely different flavor than even good Dry hopped beer. Hard to find, but worth the effort if you like IPAs.
My personal favorites are the Trappists like Orval, Rochefort and Westmalle. Chimay is also quite good, but because its so widely distributed, can often be off a bit.
I'm assuming that at least some people are talking about Belgian-style wit beers...they seem to be much more commonly imitated in the US. It's rare to see German-style wheat beers made by American breweries (other than Trader Joe's, the only other version I can think of is the inferior Sierra Nevada Kellerweis), but the Belgian style is popular, sometimes brewed with some BS like oranges or something. I'm not a huge fan of them, but some people are - all comes down to personal taste, I guess.
Hard to find
Not in Portland! I've had both Deschutes and Bridgeport fresh hops beers. Both excellent. What an awesome city for beer...
the beer that started the West Coast hop craze, Blind Pig and Pliny the Elder...
A lot of beers miss out on the floral, citrusy flavor. Pliny the Elder captures it perfectly, and there are a bunch of other small NW craft breweries that get it great too - the kind of thing where you open the bottle and can immediately smell the orange-y-ness of the hops. I remember Pelican being damn good, and last time i was home I had an IPA which was really outstanding...I wish I could remember the name of the brewery, I'd never seen it before. I'll post it if I can figure it out.
New York beer is pathetic. I don't know why. Though there are great bars that stock from far away, thankfully.
Milwaukee was heaven for a visitor, but I assume the west coast cities are now the best for beer drinking?
Happiness is a growler of Smuttynose Big A in the refrigerator.
AMEN!
False. As a dedicated alcoholic and beer snob I can assure you that you're wrong. They have a stand pretty close to home plate, on the ground level section where they have "Beers of Texas". This includes some very solid Saint Arnold beers - including the Lawnmower. I think it's a very solid beer, better than many of the ones I see on this list. Also, Dogfish Head 60 minute is very overrated in my book. And I say that as someone that drinks a *ton* of IPAs.
Anyways, the "Beers of Texas" booth also includes a large bag of hot, freshly roasted peanuts. It is the only booth I go to at the park since the other beers suck and all of the food has sucked for the last 10 years.
What are you talking about? Bud Light and Miller Lite aren't atrocious. They basically have no flavor. I prefer my beer to have flavor, since I like beer - but there's nothing that could possibly be considered atrocious about them.
I'm an IPA guy, and Stone's is probably my favorite.
Now, off to RTFA, followed by the rest of TFT.
Ommegang, Brooklyn, Cooperstown, Keegan. . . .
It seems to me that NY does quite alright.
I like beer and am always looking to expand my horizons, but I find the magnitude of options somewhat overwhelming.
Just for fun, I looked up Miller Lite reviews on Beer Advocate. This is review #5 of 693:
Scents of metallic lemon rind, orange, grass clippings and crackers.
Some slight hop presence up front with assorted lemongrass tendencies. Lemon peel and citrus with some metallic orange. Crackers and pepper with absurd amounts of dryness. Finishes dry and bitter with biscuit malt.
Anyway, I kind of disagree about them being flavorless. They are not flavorless. The flavor is weak, insipid, watery, but it does exist, and I find it mostly unpleasant.
I love beer, but the number of options is bewildering, and a thread like this makes me eyes glaze over because it would be a ridiculous task to taste, discern, and remember the differences between all the beers named above.
I recommend getting a guidebook - I enjoyed one of Michael Jackson's books, although I bet there's even a useful For Dummies one - and tasting the archetypal styles that the book mentions. Once you know your way around the most famous handful of German, Belgian and English beer styles, you'll have an ability to contextualize the zillions of American microbrews.
Figured. It was the Oakshire Watershed IPA. Great beer.
New York beer is pathetic. I don't know why.
New York as a state has some decent stuff, but New York City is a shitty beer city. There are lots of craft bars and stores, but they're crazy expensive, and your average NYC bodega has about 1/4 of the selection of your average Portland minimart.
And of the good NYC breweries - Brooklyn, Coney Island, Sixpoint - only Brooklyn offers six-packs, at least that I've seen. And while Brooklyn ain't bad, Sixpoint kicks Brooklyn's ass.
I'd suggest not going full hog and drinking totally out of balance beers. Slowly step outside your comfort zone and go from there.
When I first got into beer, I actually did exactly the opposite - I had tons of imperial IPAs, imperial stouts, etc. before I finally developed the palate where I could recognize subtlety in beer beyond the extremes. I now am kind of skeptical of any beer with an ABV above 8.0%, really. There are some decent examples, but generally imperial IPAs, stouts, etc. are just so overwhelmingly sweet and syrupy to me now that they completely overwhelm a lot of the nicer flavors that I like in beer. But any way works - McCoy has the right idea...start local, try lots of different styles and breweries, etc.
Also, I agree with whoever said that Dogfish Head is overrated. They're like the Jean-Luc Godard of breweries - very experimental and weird, and sometimes great, but a lot of time their stuff just comes out half-baked and pretentious.
I'll probably always favor Anchor Steam
Anchor Steam is exactly the kind of beer that I never realized how great it was until I developed an appreciation for subtlety in flavor. Great, great beer, one of the best in the US easily. In my opinion, of course.
I would start with a Chimay Grand Reserve. Have it poured into a nice glass where you can really get your nose in it. Once you taste that, you will find yourself interested in drinking better beer.
I mentioned it above, but get Beer Advocate magazine.
Ever try Lagunitas? Kinda fruity, along with the hops. It's not my favorite, but I know non-IPA enthusiasts who enjoy it.
Yes. And it's better than Stone IPA, so I take my previous comment back. How I could've overlooked it for even a moment, Bell's being my hometown brewery, is beyond me. Dad's always got a case of Two Hearted cooling in the garage when I go visit.
I'm not sure what the percentage is now, but until 2009, the majority - if not entirety - of the Brooklyn Brewery line was brewed in Utica at F.X. Matt's.
Five or so years ago, before Stella Artois's advertising seemed to take over, there were several Leffe taps around DC, which occasionally had the Bruin on tap. Wonderfully sweet yet complex stuff.
Well, I guess that makes sense. Those are typically the people who drink Miller Lite.
It's too bad they didn't put it on the list. It's better than all the beers listed.
Hey, that's where I get my Rahr's Red! No, I'm not saying I'm fixing to stop drinking beer at the Ballpark, I'm just longing for the apparently infinitely richer beer culture at other ballparks. I am perhaps a little less into Rahr's and St Arnold's than you. Unlike many on this thread, I do like IPA; I wish they had the St Arnold Elissa IPA in addition to the Lawnmower, which I think is aptly named and is forgettable unless you're mowing lawns.
Let me know when you'll be at the park, though, and if I'm there I'll meet you at Beers of Texas and buy you one from their selection :)
I've never met an IPA that wasn't vastly superior to all the weakass pilsners that were the only things available back when i was in college
rapscalion honey - nice session beer. clean finish, not much hops. sort of a contradiction, but it was both dry and sweet ... i imagine that's the honey flavor tricking me.
rogue shakespeare stout - black color with a nice creamy head. big roast flavor with a malt backbone. hop bitterness was present. yum.
maine beer company peeper ale - i had never heard of them, and the plain white label caught my eye, so i figured i'd give it a shot. it was a pleasantly mellow american pale ale. hop flavor and aroma was there, but not overpowering, and the malt let you know it was there without taking away from the hops. it had a lot in common with the mellower (bier de mars, for instance) belgian/french farmhouse styles. very nice!
sam adams noble pils - sam adams' attempt at a bohemian style pilsner. i'd drink it again.
-Jack Keefe
Most interesting beer I've ever had was an Alaskan Smoked Porter. Darker/thicker than I tend to dig (I'm a lager/pilsner guy), but still very tasty.
When Sam Adams Light came out, and they had that ad campaign where people drank it and were amazed that a light beer tasted that good?
Like a complete fool I actually ordered one at a restaurant one night... Without thinking too much, while eating I took a swig and... and reflexively spat/sprayed it out over the table...
horrible, absolutely horrible- oh it wasn't the worst beer I've ever had (back in college when I was poor...), but man oh man, I was really not expecting such a piss poor product from Jim Koch & Co...
I tried it again maybe a year later, thinking, hey maybe I just got a bad bottle... nope...
one of my pet peeves is how many crappy divey dive bars around town serve stale sam adams boston lager through dirty tap lines. when it's served fresh through clean lines it's actually a really good beer. most people don't realize this.
this is even worse for harpoon ipa. not as good a beer when fresh, way way worse when mishandled.
Minor league stadia have cheaper good beer. When Utica NY had the Blue Sox (late '90's), 16 oz of Saranac Lager was $2.50.
Yeah, I'ma' second this. I like the seasonals but SA and SA Light taste rancid. Like something went horribly, horribly wrong--bottle or tap. I know a lot of people who feel this way (specifically, that SA tastes not just bad but bizarre in its badness).
Maybe. I fully support the acquisition of a sophisticated and discerning palette, but I don't think beer snobs have much of a place in the light beer market. It's like someone busting out the Kama Sutra at a drunken coke-fueled orgy. Yeah, sure, some good points--but not the time or place.
If you're drinking light beer, you've made your choice.
And I drink quite a bit of light beer. I drink it when I'm at a cheap bar with friends and there's every reason to believe we're going to be downing a large amount. Bud Light is fine for this.
My favorite light beer is Michelob, but that's not something you see on draft much.
Michelob light is pretty solid--goes well with most food.
Probably the best light beer is Amstel Light, although T&B is mostly right that if you're drinking light beer, you've made your choice.
Funny thing is that all of those are useful when describing BBTF posters. :-)
but I don't think beer snobs have much of a place in the light beer market.
Very fair point that. I avoid 'em myself - don't drink enough for it to make much of a difference calorically.I almost spit out my beer before realizing that it was an actual beer, and as it turns out, a pretty good one.
I almost spit out my beer before realizing that it was an actual beer
Hell, I'm almost spat out my lunch reading that.
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