Nothing beats a good ballpark promotion. The Kansas City Royals have come up with something new, ‘Pine Tar Day.’ Fans will receive a mini-George Brett pine tar bat to commemorate his 1983 controversial home run at Yankee Stadium.
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They're proud of this? The man cheated. And when he got caught, he threw a hissy fit like a child.
2. ajnrules
Posted: April 10, 2012 at 02:09 PM (#4102851)
Yes, he broke the rules, but I don't consider it cheating if it doesn't add a competitive advantage. And I highly anticipate the study that will show that sticky pine tar can cause the ball to go farther.
The man cheated. And when he got caught, he threw a hissy fit like a child.
He broke a (trivial) rule. Not all rule breaking is cheating. The reason for the rule was to keep the balls clean, not because a batter gains any advantage. He was sloppy with the pine tar, and the punishment should have been to throw the bat out. Disallowing a HR was way overkill. Like going to jail for a broken taillight.
This promotion is bizarre if by bizarre you mean AWESOME! Can anyone in KC hook me up? I'll pay the shipping! I think more teams should do this. The A's should give away a rubber Billy Martin doll that, when you squeeze it, the eyed bulge and all the neck veins protrude. Or they can give away a vintage Dwayne Murphy hat that won't stay on your head unless you're perfectly still. The Angels can give away frisbees in the shape of tortillas. The Cubs can give away big, dorky radio headsets. I'm note even kidding here. Instead of bobbleheads teams can get creative with their histories!
This promotion is bizarre if by bizarre you mean AWESOME! Can anyone in KC hook me up? I'll pay the shipping! I think more teams should do this. The A's should give away a rubber Billy Martin doll that, when you squeeze it, the eyed bulge and all the neck veins protrude. Or they can give away a vintage Dwayne Murphy hat that won't stay on your head unless you're perfectly still. The Angels can give away frisbees in the shape of tortillas. The Cubs can give away big, dorky radio headsets. I'm note even kidding here. Instead of bobbleheads teams can get creative with their histories!
Seriously, if you can't have a little fun 30 years after the fact with this one you are just way too serious. Brett friggen lost his mind in truly impressive fashion.
I've already give a couple for the A's and one for the Angels that can't be topped. What other promotions need to happen? How about a Reggie Jackson/Billy Martin themed Rock'em Sock'em robot game?
12. DA Baracus
Posted: April 10, 2012 at 02:34 PM (#4102914)
Seriously, if you can't have a little fun 30 years after the fact with this one you are just way too serious.
I disagree. Being outraged with this promotion celebrating being outraged is a fitting piece of performance art.
13. flournoy
Posted: April 10, 2012 at 02:34 PM (#4102915)
I've already give a couple for the A's and one for the Angels that can't be topped.
Please. Now you're asking for it. How about if the Angels give away live Rally Monkeys to the first 10,000 fans?
19. .
Posted: April 10, 2012 at 02:37 PM (#4102923)
Instead of bobbleheads teams can get creative with their histories!
Hip-Hop Demolition Night at The Cell.
20. .
Posted: April 10, 2012 at 02:38 PM (#4102926)
On the 42nd anniversary of Dock Ellis's no-hitter, all Pirate fans who drop acid at the gate get a free Dock bobblehead and a special Blu-Ray of 2001: A Space Odyssey.
21. Al Peterson
Posted: April 10, 2012 at 02:38 PM (#4102927)
I eagerly await the mini-Hal McRae office phone promotion and the crowd throwing them at each other after a Royal loss that night.
I eagerly await the mini-Hal McRae office phone promotion and the crowd throwing them at each other after a Royal loss that night.
I think a bottle of vodka for all fans 15 and older might be more appropriate.
26. BDC
Posted: April 10, 2012 at 02:40 PM (#4102933)
My favorite part of the whole incident was Gaylord Perry running of with the bat and trying to hide it. You couldn't have made that up and expected anybody to believe it.
27. SoSH U at work
Posted: April 10, 2012 at 02:41 PM (#4102934)
I've already give a couple for the A's and one for the Angels that can't be topped. What other promotions need to happen? How about a Reggie Jackson/Billy Martin themed Rock'em Sock'em robot game?
The Dodgers can give away Google Boy figures. The Mariners can give out lesbian porn. The Padres can let each fan announce how terrible the team is over the PA system. The Cardinals can give away a Gary Templeton action figure with kung fu grip and movable middle fingers.
I want the Indians to start doing promotions that operate on the premise that the events of "Major League" actually happened.
This is phenomenal. "Ricky Vaughn Night" would be absolutely sensational.
46. ASmitty
Posted: April 10, 2012 at 03:23 PM (#4103021)
This is phenomenal. "Ricky Vaughn Night" would be absolutely sensational.
I think you have to plant the seeds in a very subversive fashion. Indians broadcasts should start slipping names like "R. Dorn" and "P. Cerrano" into the franchise leaderboard lists that pop up as graphics from time to time. Not too close to the top, but still on the list.
A few weeks later you can let the color guy say wistful things when those lists come up, like, "man, Dorn really could pick it, couldn't he partner?"
Just slow and steady.
47. villageidiom
Posted: April 10, 2012 at 03:23 PM (#4103023)
Please. Now you're asking for it. How about if the Angels give away live Rally Monkeys to the first 10,000 fans?
Nah, you have to take the Bill Veeck approach. If you're going to give away 10,000 monkeys as a promotion, give 'em all to one fan.
They'd have to fly a 1989 (was that the year in the movie?) AL East pennant, too, right? On the day of the game the tv crew would have to polish off a 5th of Jack Daniels by the 6th inning.
50. ASmitty
Posted: April 10, 2012 at 03:29 PM (#4103036)
Well yeah, they stop selling fifths of Jack Daniels in the seventh inning, you know.
We can also look forward to the Rockies' Denny Neagle & the A's'(ugh .. that stupid plural initial just doesn't lend itself to any sort of possessive construction) Dave Stewart nights.
Not really a promotion, but a tweak to the Sausage Race, they should have a giant brat bun slathered with secret stadium sauce for the winning sausage to dive into at the finish line.
53. smileyy
Posted: April 10, 2012 at 03:38 PM (#4103054)
I think "The A's Dave Stewart" can be considered correct. I'm not finding this anywhere in googling, and the "authoritative" style guides all seem to be behind paywalls.
54. ASmitty
Posted: April 10, 2012 at 03:42 PM (#4103057)
I always just use A's. Really, there shouldn't be an apostrophe in A's as it is, since it's neither a contraction nor a possessive, so I just pretend I'm subbing out one apostrophe for the other.
55. SoSH U at work
Posted: April 10, 2012 at 03:43 PM (#4103062)
I'd go with the Athletics' Dave Stewart or Oakland's Dave Stewart. Though sometimes I use the Eurythmics' Dave Stewart.
I've already give a couple for the A's and one for the Angels that can't be topped. What other promotions need to happen? How about a Reggie Jackson/Billy Martin themed Rock'em Sock'em robot game?
60. Zach
Posted: April 10, 2012 at 04:22 PM (#4103117)
The lesson of George Brett is, if you're going to do something embarrassing that will be remembered for the rest of your life, be sure and do it mere instants after doing something stupendously awesome that will always get mentioned as the lead in.
61. Zach
Posted: April 10, 2012 at 04:23 PM (#4103119)
The lesson of George Brett is, if you're going to do something embarrassing that will be remembered for the rest of your life, be sure and do it mere instants after doing something stupendously awesome that will always get mentioned as the lead in.
so hemorrhoid bleeding at your wedding reception, when you're wearing a white tux basically.
71. frannyzoo
Posted: April 10, 2012 at 04:55 PM (#4103160)
Derek Bell eye-patch bobblehead on a boat-in-a-bottle.
The Class A Potomac Nationals are commerating the 100th anniversary of the Titanic sinking by allowing women and children into the park 15 minutes early, men have to wait.
78. Monty
Posted: April 10, 2012 at 07:53 PM (#4103348)
On October 15, 2015, the cardinals should give everyone a two-inch square of tarpaulin to commemorate Vince Coleman's valiant (but failed) struggle not to get caught under the automatic tarp machine.
Seriously. Do it.
79. DA Baracus
Posted: April 10, 2012 at 08:09 PM (#4103375)
Every year on July 20th the Braves should give one lucky fan the opportunity to set fire to the press box.
One unlucky fan gets to drive around 285 and miss the game.
I think you have to plant the seeds in a very subversive fashion. Indians broadcasts should start slipping names like "R. Dorn" and "P. Cerrano" into the franchise leaderboard lists that pop up as graphics from time to time. Not too close to the top, but still on the list.
Agreed, this is brilliant. Reference the Indians rookie "records" for strikeouts and stolen bases.
80. Tom Nawrocki
Posted: April 10, 2012 at 08:15 PM (#4103388)
The Yankees should have Swap Meet Night, where couples are admitted free as long as they agree to go home with randomly selected different partners. Forever.
81. Tschingsch
Posted: April 10, 2012 at 08:23 PM (#4103400)
Schedule the Dodgers to play the Cubs on May 14th next year (or 2018), with the 1st 10,000 fans given Tommy Lasorda's cell phone number so they can ask him for his opinion of Dave Kingman's performance.
When the Nationals play the Yankees in interleague, give out Lola bobblehip dolls.
83. WillYoung
Posted: April 10, 2012 at 08:42 PM (#4103439)
This promotion is bizarre if by bizarre you mean AWESOME! Can anyone in KC hook me up? I'll pay the shipping! I think more teams should do this. The A's should give away a rubber Billy Martin doll that, when you squeeze it, the eyed bulge and all the neck veins protrude. Or they can give away a vintage Dwayne Murphy hat that won't stay on your head unless you're perfectly still. The Angels can give away frisbees in the shape of tortillas. The Cubs can give away big, dorky radio headsets. I'm note even kidding here. Instead of bobbleheads teams can get creative with their histories!
Last year the Twins gave away a figurine of Kent Hrbek "tagging" Ron Gant out.
84. Tuque
Posted: April 10, 2012 at 08:51 PM (#4103458)
I think to celebrate McCourt leaving, the Dodgers should have offered the first 1,000 fans at the home opener gift certificates for a Russian psychic.
85. asinwreck
Posted: April 10, 2012 at 09:06 PM (#4103493)
I think to celebrate McCourt leaving, the Dodgers should have offered the first 1,000 fans at the home opener gift certificates for a Russian psychic.
Or free parking.
86. Gonfalon Bubble
Posted: April 10, 2012 at 09:29 PM (#4103543)
To look at the bases the last few days, you wouldn't even know there's a new Spider-Man movie coming out.
87. The Original SJ
Posted: April 10, 2012 at 09:29 PM (#4103544)
If Dick Allen threw a fit like that, there is this a revered incident? What about AJ Pyserneski? I am not sure how Brett gets a pass for the abhorrent reaction (not the actual cheating)
If Dick Allen threw a fit like that, there is this a revered incident? What about AJ Pyserneski? I am not sure how Brett gets a pass for the abhorrent reaction (not the actual cheating)
Because Billy Martin knew about it and knew he could get Brett ejected for violating an archaic rule whose sole purpose was to lower the cost of new balls for owners in the early 20th century and waited until a moment of maximum benefit.
89. The Original SJ
Posted: April 10, 2012 at 09:51 PM (#4103575)
He acted like an idiot.
90. BWV 1129
Posted: April 10, 2012 at 09:55 PM (#4103579)
If Dick Allen or AJ did this against the Yankees, yes, it would be a revered incident.
Schedule the Dodgers to play the Cubs on May 14th next year (or 2018), with the 1st 10,000 fans given Tommy Lasorda's cell phone number so they can ask him for his opinion of Dave Kingman's performance.
Then the next night, free rat-in-box if you dress like a member of the media night.
92. Howie Menckel
Posted: April 10, 2012 at 11:19 PM (#4103620)
"My favorite part of the whole incident was Gaylord Perry running of with the bat and trying to hide it. You couldn't have made that up and expected anybody to believe it."
Even more fun was when they reversed and replayed.
Billy Martin trying the douchiest move ever, and not getting away with it.
Good times.
93. DA Baracus
Posted: April 10, 2012 at 11:23 PM (#4103625)
September 7th is Graig Nettles Super Ball Night at Yankee Stadium.
I'm hoping the Indians fly in Monty Hall for "Let's Make a Deal Night". They'll give fans the opportunity to trade valuable things like Cy Young Award-winning pitchers for random collections of other people's junk hidden behind curtains.
97. Flynn
Posted: April 11, 2012 at 07:30 AM (#4103690)
Any Indians Ricky Vaughn Night would have to be interleague versus the Brewers, so Uecker could appear as Harry Doyle.
98. frannyzoo
Posted: April 11, 2012 at 08:00 AM (#4103696)
If Dick Allen threw a fit like that, there is this a revered incident? What about AJ Pyserneski? I am not sure how Brett gets a pass for the abhorrent reaction (not the actual cheating)
Yeah, I think Brett's reputation as a good guy makes it easier to give a pass for his one epic meltdown, especially when that meltdown is so very entertaining.
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He broke a (trivial) rule. Not all rule breaking is cheating. The reason for the rule was to keep the balls clean, not because a batter gains any advantage. He was sloppy with the pine tar, and the punishment should have been to throw the bat out. Disallowing a HR was way overkill. Like going to jail for a broken taillight.
Yes yes yes!
Seriously, if you can't have a little fun 30 years after the fact with this one you are just way too serious. Brett friggen lost his mind in truly impressive fashion.
Greatest meltdown ever! It really looks like he's going to swallow his chaw.
By which you of course mean "No no no," just to be consistently Bizarro.
I disagree. Being outraged with this promotion celebrating being outraged is a fitting piece of performance art.
Please. Now you're asking for it. How about if the Angels give away live Rally Monkeys to the first 10,000 fans?
Live Rally Monkeys with knives.
Or replica Prince Fielder unis, complete with fleshy belly insert.
And then monkey-eating Hawks to take care of the monkey problem!
That does increase the chances that Angel fans will get tetanus. I like where you're going with this.
with thick black-framed glasses
Hip-Hop Demolition Night at The Cell.
(You can tell I haven't moved on from the early 90s)
I think a bottle of vodka for all fans 15 and older might be more appropriate.
Also when Ned Yost goes out to yell at the umpire he has to say "THAT CALL WAS VERY GOOD! CATCHER WAS BLOCKING NO PLATE! YOU AM BEAUTIFUL GENIUS!"
I keep forgetting he's on the team. They could just give away butt towels in his honor.
This one will be tough to beat. How about Terry Crowley lucky rabbits' feet for the Orioles.
If this dude is not already a bobblehead he should be.
You mean that's NOT Andy Pettitte?
The Cleveland Indians can have a "Crawl through the rafters to replace a corked bat" night?
St. Louis BrownsBaltimore Orioles can sell tickets to midgets at 1/8th face value.That might be more popular than we'd like to think. The Giants could have a Greg Minton dunk booth night.
This is phenomenal. "Ricky Vaughn Night" would be absolutely sensational.
I think you have to plant the seeds in a very subversive fashion. Indians broadcasts should start slipping names like "R. Dorn" and "P. Cerrano" into the franchise leaderboard lists that pop up as graphics from time to time. Not too close to the top, but still on the list.
A few weeks later you can let the color guy say wistful things when those lists come up, like, "man, Dorn really could pick it, couldn't he partner?"
Just slow and steady.
They'd have to fly a 1989 (was that the year in the movie?) AL East pennant, too, right? On the day of the game the tv crew would have to polish off a 5th of Jack Daniels by the 6th inning.
Steve Garvey youth poster day
Are you now, or have you ever been, a transvestite hooker?
Neither. I'm still in the planning stage.
A Garveyjugend rally?
Man up and get your own the old-fashioned way.
Personally, I think the Yankees should do a fitted hat day. Just like the players wear!
I was working under the assumption that would be part of the day's festivities.
Pantsless Day!
I can see a tie in with the Luis Polonia underage date night promotion.
so hemorrhoid bleeding at your wedding reception, when you're wearing a white tux basically.
Did somebody say... Monkey Knife Fight?
Sparky Lyle Cake Day?
Oh, and don't you hate pants?
Nickelback Demolition Night
Seriously. Do it.
One unlucky fan gets to drive around 285 and miss the game.
Agreed, this is brilliant. Reference the Indians rookie "records" for strikeouts and stolen bases.
Last year the Twins gave away a figurine of Kent Hrbek "tagging" Ron Gant out.
Or free parking.
Because Billy Martin knew about it and knew he could get Brett ejected for violating an archaic rule whose sole purpose was to lower the cost of new balls for owners in the early 20th century and waited until a moment of maximum benefit.
Then the next night, free rat-in-box if you dress like a member of the media night.
"My favorite part of the whole incident was Gaylord Perry running of with the bat and trying to hide it. You couldn't have made that up and expected anybody to believe it."
Even more fun was when they reversed and replayed.
Billy Martin trying the douchiest move ever, and not getting away with it.
Good times.
Without that, we never would have seen Don Mattingly, second baseman...
They did that in 2007 -- they gave away "Wild Thing" glasses.
By not being a complete dick every other day.
Yeah, I think Brett's reputation as a good guy makes it easier to give a pass for his one epic meltdown, especially when that meltdown is so very entertaining.
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