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Thursday, February 07, 2019

Lenny Dykstra responds to complaints from Linden neighbors in the most Lenny Dykstra way possible

The weird Lenny Dykstra story has somehow gotten weirder…

I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you,
I’ve always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you.

NattyBoh Posted: February 07, 2019 at 07:18 PM | 7 comment(s) Login to Bookmark
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   1. The Yankee Clapper Posted: February 07, 2019 at 11:10 PM (#5813556)
Lenny Low-Life:
Residents of Stockton Circle in Linden have been complaining for nearly a year that Dykstra has ruined the neighborhood with piles of garbage, fights and people coming and going at all hours from this two-story home turned rooming house. Linden City Councilwoman Gretchen Hickey accuses Dykstra of illegally renting out rooms in his house for $1,000 each – a violation of municipal ordinances.
   2. bbmck Posted: February 07, 2019 at 11:34 PM (#5813561)
Live with Lenny, females preferred, not currently available.
   3. The Yankee Clapper Posted: February 08, 2019 at 12:56 AM (#5813572)
Live with Lenny, females preferred, not currently available.

We need to send Howie Menckel on some undercover reporting on that. Pulitzer Prize, or a long BBTF thread, seems certain.
   4. puck Posted: February 08, 2019 at 01:30 PM (#5813739)
Is posting a Rolling Stones song on Twitter the most "Lenny" way possible to respond to complaints? I was thinking much, much worse. Posting a song to twitter seems like it could be the most pleasant thing he's ever done.
   5. Barry`s_Lazy_Boy Posted: February 08, 2019 at 03:08 PM (#5813768)
Lenny isn't in jail?
   6. Shooty would run in but these bone spurs hurt! Posted: February 08, 2019 at 03:20 PM (#5813771)
Lenny isn't in jail?

Lenny is the jail, those around him are the prisoners.
   7. Shooty would run in but these bone spurs hurt! Posted: February 08, 2019 at 03:22 PM (#5813772)
females preferred, not currently available.

Ain't that the truth.

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