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Ha!

“I was relieved with how it turned out,” Price said jokingly.

jimfurtado Posted: December 11, 2011 at 03:37 PM | 15 comment(s) Login to Bookmark
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1. Dale Sams Posted: December 11, 2011 at 03:55 PM (#4013275)

He's still no.2 in the rotation.

2. Fancy Pants Handle struck out swinging Posted: December 11, 2011 at 04:07 PM (#4013280)

Tampa Bay Rays pitcher David Price doesn’t fight man urinating on car

Evan Longoria woulda put a cap in his ass.

3. Benji Posted: December 11, 2011 at 04:24 PM (#4013289)

Brien Taylor would have been throwin' 'em.

4. Morty Causa Posted: December 11, 2011 at 04:36 PM (#4013297)

Well, I got to say that I'm very surprised at the level of good-humored maturity displayed here. And from an athlete, too.

5. Jorge Luis Bourjos (Walewander) Posted: December 11, 2011 at 05:08 PM (#4013334)

“I was relieved with how it turned out,” Price said jokingly.

Not as relieved as the perp, it would seem.

6. TVerik - Dr. Velocity Posted: December 11, 2011 at 05:15 PM (#4013347)

Last month, I was reading that Mike Rowe (the Dirty Jobs host) was sued by another guy named Mike Rowe - this guy is in federal prison. Among the complaints is embarassment that Mike Rowe is a spokesman for Lee jeans, which the other Mike Rowe doesn't support.

Now, Mike Rowe (the celeb) is responding to the suit ... telling TMZ, "My attorneys are taking the charges very seriously. Naturally, since I got my last name from my Dad, I'm preparing my own lawsuit against him."

He adds, "And since my first name was my Mother's idea, she'll be named as well. It's a bit awkward, but I'll be damned if I'm gonna be left holding the bag on this one."

"If they'd named me Steve or Frank, none of this would be an issue. As for the other Mike Rowe, I really do feel his pain, and can only suggest that he avoid Lee jeans while behind bars. They really do make your butt look good."

7. Ivan Grushenko of Hong Kong Posted: December 11, 2011 at 06:29 PM (#4013382)

“I was relieved with how it turned out,” Price said jokingly.

I laughed

8. The Long Arm of Rudy Law Posted: December 11, 2011 at 06:29 PM (#4013383)

For four dollars, Pete Rose will sign "I peed on David Price's car" on your baseball. For five dollars, he'll pee on David Price's car instead of yours next time.

9. smileyy Posted: December 11, 2011 at 06:59 PM (#4013413)

and can only suggest that he avoid Lee jeans while behind bars. They really do make your butt look good."

There are tragedies that are funny because, well, they're kinda funny.
Then there are tragedies that are treated as funny because we don't want to contemplate how horrific they really are.

Stop prison rape.

</humorless-hand-wringing>

10. AndrewJ Posted: December 12, 2011 at 01:25 AM (#4013683)

I'm reminded of the 1990s joke about Bill Clinton looking out of the Oval Office windows to find the words "F--- THE PRESIDENT" written in urine on the White House lawn. The FBI is called to investigate, and presently the FBI director meets with Clinton. "We ran the tests, Mr. President, and it was Al Gore's urine. Unfortunately... it was in Hillary's handwriting."

11. Bob Evans Posted: December 12, 2011 at 02:22 AM (#4013703)

What are ya, yella?

12. RoyalsRetro (AG#1F) Posted: December 12, 2011 at 02:35 AM (#4013708)

After all, who would want to fight former MLBer Moises Alou?

13. Moe Greene Posted: December 12, 2011 at 04:17 AM (#4013758)

After all, who would want to fight former MLBer Moises Alou?

"It's all pipes! What's the difference?"

14. DA Baracus Posted: December 12, 2011 at 04:23 AM (#4013760)

How does this article not say "police believe alcohol was involved."

15. Something Other Posted: December 12, 2011 at 04:28 AM (#4013766)

and can only suggest that he avoid Lee jeans while behind bars. They really do make your butt look good."

There are tragedies that are funny because, well, they're kinda funny.
Then there are tragedies that are treated as funny because we don't want to contemplate how horrific they really are.

Stop prison rape.

</humorless-hand-wringing>

Good for you. Seriously. The idea that rape is funny because it involves only men is thoroughly disgusting and contemptible.

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