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Seek ye adventure and salty old pirates, eh? Sure, ye've come to the proper place. But keep ye weather-eye open, mates, and hold on tight. There be squirrels ahead! With pirates lurking in every cove...and Davy Jones' locker waiting for those that don't obey. No fear have ye of pirates, says ya? Properly warned, says I! Proceed at your own risk, as these be the last friendly words ye hear. And remember...dead men tell no tales.
12. TerpNats
Posted: July 18, 2007 at 12:40 AM (#2444286)
The New York/San Francisco Giants:
Roger Bannister breaks the four-minute mile.
Elvis Presley cuts his first record for Sun.
The Supreme Court strikes down school segregation.
Sports Illustrated makes its debut.
Jerry Seinfeld is born.
13. HowardMegdal
Posted: July 18, 2007 at 12:51 AM (#2444303)
The Tampa Bay Devil Rays:
Man discovers fire
The wheel is invented
Dick Clark begins hosting New Year's Rockin' Eve
The earth begins revolving around the sun
Light is either created or possibly just happens
Guys guys, this is not since the Pirates won a World Series. This is since they've had a WINNING SEASON.
There are four teams that have not been good in my memory (baseball fan since mid-1997). The Pirates, Royals, Devil Rays and Rockies (Rockies have had one 82-80 season, but...that team had no chance).
I have very faint memories of Orioles being good, kept alive mostly by memories of the Jeffrey Maier incident.
15. Padgett
Posted: July 18, 2007 at 01:17 AM (#2444347)
It took some actual searching on Youtube to find the clip of the actual play. Too bad baseball isn't more eager to let fans post moments like that.
"Fair use" has a special meaning when our national pastime is involved.
I watched it silently and so probably didn't get the full monty, as it were, but celebrating the Dow hitting 4,000 was quite witty. (For those not in the know, it hit 14,000 yesterday.)
If the Warriors can do it, so can the Pirates. The winning formula, as it turns out, is a fringe hall of fame candidate ex star of your team and whoever coached your last playoff squad.
What fringe hall of fame candidate ex Pirate star would make the best GM?
A) Kent Tekulve
B) Jay Bell
C) Bill Madlock
D) Al Oliver
E) Manny Sanguillen
F) None of the above
20. bbfan
Posted: August 29, 2007 at 09:01 PM (#2503761)
I would prefer to see the Pirates fold up and close shop than have them remain as they are ....a losing record for as long as the eye can see. They have no chance of ever having a winning season ever again. It is amazing that people still go to PNC Park ...or perhaps it should be called "PNC Bobblehead Outlet Factory". Still, there is only so much that fans can endure. The Pirates will fold by 2015.
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1. I'm Old and I Blame the Pirates Posted: July 17, 2007 at 08:52 PM (#2444078)"The best hockey player in the world...
started kindergarten."
Ouch.
The Wright Brothers fly together for the first time.
The South Pole is discovered.
Construction begins on the Titanic.
Barry Goldwater is born.
Dooooo doo doo doo, doo doo doooo.
They didn't want to have to walk the plank into the Allegheny River. I hear it's polluted.
Roger Bannister breaks the four-minute mile.
Elvis Presley cuts his first record for Sun.
The Supreme Court strikes down school segregation.
Sports Illustrated makes its debut.
Jerry Seinfeld is born.
Man discovers fire
The wheel is invented
Dick Clark begins hosting New Year's Rockin' Eve
The earth begins revolving around the sun
Light is either created or possibly just happens
There are four teams that have not been good in my memory (baseball fan since mid-1997). The Pirates, Royals, Devil Rays and Rockies (Rockies have had one 82-80 season, but...that team had no chance).
I have very faint memories of Orioles being good, kept alive mostly by memories of the Jeffrey Maier incident.
You know, that could probably work.
A) Kent Tekulve
B) Jay Bell
C) Bill Madlock
D) Al Oliver
E) Manny Sanguillen
F) None of the above
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